The anticlimatic battle no one was waiting for: Jesus v The Lizardman

Jesus

Lizardman

Born out of wedlock (bastard) to Mary - the betrothed of Joseph. Son of God.

Born to the happily married (then and now) couple, Cindy & Lanny Sprague. Lanny may not be god, but is still no slouch.

POINT: Lizardman

Rode another man's ass - he was carried into town on a borrowed donkey. Not even a horse!

Rides across the nation in style on the Jagermeister Tour Bus.

POINT: Lizardman

Toured with 12 apostles.

Has toured with Godsmack, Slipknot, Slayer and many more.

POINT: Lizardman

Performed "miracles" to gain converts.

Performs death defying acts for your entertainment - no conversion necesary.

POINT: Lizardman

Preached love but in a context of sin, guilt, and slavish servitude to him and his father.

Advocates free-willed, guilt-free good times.

POINT: Lizardman

Hung on the cross for the sins of man.

Hangs from hooks for fun and to entertain.

POINT: Lizardman

Died, rose from the dead, and ascended into heaven.

Still partying with everyone else here on earth.

POINT & MATCH: Lizardman!

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